Mark My Words

Motivation. Quotes. Humor. Architecture-Porn. Corgis.
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mamalaz:

Harry Potter bloopers 

(Dumbledore’s obviously been visiting Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes)

(via je-sais-que-tu-ne-me-sais)

princekenkaneki:

lastoneout:

green-globbin:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

Oh my god. How do you even fix that

did he live?

free him

princekenkaneki:

lastoneout:

green-globbin:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

Oh my god. How do you even fix that

did he live?

free him

(via 3mptyspaces)

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

(via deeecee31)

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via fallinginpeace)

(via lezone)

kathmacindeor:

spooning

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

image

(via lezone)

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me.  (via lovequotesrus)

(via lovequotesrus)